Cheesy Pick Up Lines For Travellers

Here at Base we meet some pretty amazing backpackers from across the globe! Each of us are also extremely good looking and don't mind a drink or two at the bar after work. So as you can imagine - we get to hear some pretty cheesy pick up lines! Fair warning some of these travel pick up lines may be punny but they may not be funny in the traditional sense. As with any traditional pick up line these are likely to elicit a groan rather than a belly laugh, so use them at your peril. We've also included some classics as well as some Dutch, French, German, Italian and Swedish Pick Up lines to 'impress' some of the travellers you meet. 

We struggled to narrow our favourites down to a list of 59... but here it is! Lets begin with #1 - a STAFF FAVOURITE!

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cheesy travel pick up lines

2. Why don't you wander that lust right over here?

3. Do you mind if I sit down cos Jamaican my heart race?

4. Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you

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6. If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

7. Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you

8. Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate

9. Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?

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punny pick up lines for travellers

11. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes

12. Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number

13. Prepare to be boarded

14. Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you

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16. Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT

17. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

18. Are you from Mars because your ass is out of this world

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travel pick up lines

20. Is there wifi in here because I feel we have a strong connection

21. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

22. Baby I’m no weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight

23. Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material

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25. You're on my list of things to do tonight

26. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

27. What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

28. That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

29. Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months

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AUSTRALIAN

31. Would you like an Australian kiss? It's like a french kiss but down under

32. I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.

33. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

34. G’Day! I’m an Aussie!

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DUTCH

36. "Ik ben een dief, en ik ben hier om je hart te stelen." 
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

37. "Geloof je in liefde op het eerste gezicht? Of moet ik loop door je weer?"
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?

38. "Bent u een camera? Want elke keer als ik naar je kijk, lach ik."
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

39. "Excuseer me, ik heb mijn telefoonnummer kwijt. Kan ik die van jou lenen?"
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

40. "Was je vandaag gearresteerd? Het moet illegaal zo mooi om naar te kijken zijn."
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.

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FRENCH

42. "Je rêve de tremper ma baguette dans ta soupe."
I dream of soaking my baguette in your soup.

43. "Est-ce-que tu as un plan? Je me suis perdu dans tes yeux."
Do you have a Map? Because I am lost in your eyes!

44. "Il fait chaud ici, ou c'est juste toi?
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?

45. "Excuse-moi. Est-ce que tu embrasses les inconnus ? Non ? OK, je me présente alors."
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.

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You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine

GERMAN

47. "Ich bin so schlecht im Bett-das musst du erlebt haben!"
I am so bad in bed, you need to experience it!

48. "Ich bin ein tier im bett"
I am an animal in bed

49. "Würdegerneder Grund für Deine schlaflose Nacht sein."
I’d love to be the reason for your sleepless night

50. "Du hast so eine schöne Jacke. Es passt zu meinen bettwäsche."
You have such a nice jacket. It matches my bed sheets.

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ITALIAN

52. "Ti faccio vedere la città, andiamo con la Vespa!”
Let me show you the city, we'll go on my Vespa!

53. "Mi sono perso. Mi diresti dove abiti tu?”
I'm lost. Could you show me where you live?

54. "Se dovessi darti un giudizio da 1 a 10, ti darei 9, io sono la parte che ti manca per arrivare a 10."
If I had to rate you from 1-10 I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.

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56. "Drömmarnas man var på väg, men jag slog skiten ur honom så att jag först kunde komma till dig."
The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first

57. "Varje minut du inte ger mig ditt telefonnummer, dödar Gud en kattunge. Tänk på kattungarna."
Every minute you don't give me your phone number, God kills a kitten. Please -- think of the kitties.

58. "Kom ihåg den här stunden, så vi kan berätta för våra barn hur vi träffade."
Remember this moment, so we can tell our children how we met.

JAPANESE

59. "Ee - show ni kah-rah-o-keh ni ee-koh ka?"
Shall we go to Karaoke together?

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Disclaimer Most of these pick up lines were told to us by our staff or backpackers staying with us. A few were overheard - yes it really was awkward hearing anyone use these lines! Use these terrible pick up lines at your own peril, but please let us know how it went!

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